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    Senior Member  The First 100 S.E.R.E.'s Avatar
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    Oceanside
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    Air Force
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    I Retired
    Served
    1967 to 1988

    Near:
    Camp Pendleton

    USAF God vs the Biker

    A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
    sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because
    you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I
    can ride over anytime I want.'

    God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous
    challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
    the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can
    do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

    Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
    man kind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time.

    Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I , and all men, could understand women;
    I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives
    me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
    nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and
    how I can make a woman truly happy.

    God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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    Army Reserves
    Status
    I Served
    Served
    1988 to Present

    Near:
    Fort Knox
    too funny
    " There is no excuse to go about your business in a half-hearted way. We are only alive for a finite number of days, and we're poorer for every hour that we spend in soft-hearted pursuits."

    Dino

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    Senior Member Tom Clark's Avatar
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    Branch
    Army
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    I Served
    Served
    1985 to 1993

    Near:
    Scott AFB
    Pro Deo ~ Pro Patria
    "For God ~ For Country"

    They call me....
    >>>Squirts<<<

    http://www.squirtsbikerpage.com Squirts' Biker Page

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